For one of the booziest and most chaotic pub games turned festival in England, Dwile Flonking brings soggy silliness to life. Played annually in Lewes, East Sussex, teams fling beer-drenched cloths at each other while dancing in circles. It combines drinking, dodging, and laughter in a mock-serious sport. Suited for those hunting eccentric team games or beer-loving traditions in the UK.
How Dwile Flonking Plays Out
Two teams of 12 form circles. A girter holds a pole with a beer-soaked dwile (cloth). The flonker spins and flings the dwile at the opposing team. Hits score points based on body part. Misses mean drinking penalties. Games last until one team scores highest or everyone gets too merry. Fancy dress and music amp up the fun.
The Origins of This Soggy Sport
Revived in the 1960s from old Suffolk pub games, possibly from Dutch influences. The name comes from flonk (fling) and dwile (floor cloth). Lewes hosts a championship at Harveys Brewery. Rules include no left-handed throws and polite insults only.
Why It’s Hilariously Engaging
The wet slaps and beer penalties create non-stop comedy. Players end up drenched and dizzy from spins. It’s social with pub integration. Low injury risk beyond hangovers makes it approachable for all.
Notable Games and Legendary Players
Tournaments feature teams like the Lewes Arms against visitors. One epic match lasted hours in rain. Champions boast undefeated streaks with clever dodges.
How to Join the Flonking Frenzy
Visit Lewes in East Sussex during summer events, often at beer festivals. Check Harveys Brewery for dates. Free to watch, join teams on site. Train direct to Lewes. Wear old clothes and enjoy local ales.
